Gifts for Your Favorite Grinch

A little gift list for those who have the Snarkster in the fam. It's a brand new theme! Writing this post was so much fun I want a few of them for myself.

Let them collect those tears in this 16 oz enamel campfire mug. Has the test printed on both sides so they'll get the message whether you're right or left handed!   $14.99 from SwagBrewery on ETSY.




Or put this in their mug: Snarky Tea makes a tin for all the S*#T in life, each for $18.99: For example, choose Calm the F*#K Down for when life just gets too hard. CAFFEINE FREE green rooibos and coconut tea.




Also comes in several other lovely flavors/applicaitons; Get Your A** in Bed,  Fierce B*TCH Tea, Wake the F*#K up, and Namaste Mother F*#ker Tea. A delightful gift!

They can do an official Mic Drop anywhere with this and not do any damage - expect perhaps to their own reputation with this realistic prop that comes in it's own fabric lined wood case.  Sure to be a hit - for only $14.00 on AMAZON.

 

Is your Grinch hiding that they ARE one? If subtlety's their game, then let them wear these under their pants - only to be revealed by bad hems or a well-timed crossing of their leg. This is crew height and a thin weave. $16 at STANCE.

 

The ever-acerbic Denis Leary telling you like it is.  The book was a huge hit, a New York Times Bestseller...  if they have it, check out all Denis'  books HERE. This one is only $12.65



But you NEED a place to put your keys-hat-scarf-attitude!  $38.36 from InteriorIllusions on ETSY.



You Oughta Make a Tee Shirt Outta That! This small company on ETSY offers a variety of tees - and one free if you get three. Snark has never been so obvious. From Evertree for $16.95.



Tell 'em what you really feel. 11 oz. ceramic mug, microwave safe, though that may be the only safe thing about it. $12.60 From MilkaMugs on Etsy.

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Get the point across with this tank in 8 colors from RCTees, an ESTY shop. $19.95 but TIP: 15% off through this weekend. 




Oh, what a lovely candle to give to your Grinch, or FROM the Grinch if you are one. They will love it, nay expect it, either way. Thirty-three different candles with labels to choose from -- Beards, Ink and Muscle, Coffee till Cocktails, The Best Mom's Use the F Word, Recreational AF, Boss Lady, Getting Paler Every Day and so many more. Click to see! 100% soy, "scented with sass" from MaliciousWomanCo on ETSY. On sale now for $15 down from $20. SUPPORT SMALL BUSINESS BITCHES!




For the potty mouth in your crowd, you may be able to out-swear them while calling it art with this Magnetic Poetry Kit - with every variation of the F word included. $12.95



For only $10.95 they can be not so subtle with this duplicitous mug. Say one thing and say the other. Let the world decide which you mean. By BonBon. 

What would a post like this be without the mention of conversational Cards Against Humanity, the "edgy game for twisted adults"? It's offensive, but has been flying off the shelves since it debuted a few years ago. If you're the sort of person to have it, it's time to add new cards. Here are 300 to mix in with your existing ones, called the BX1 Red Box or you can get the BX3 Green Box among others. $20 from Bed Bath and Beyond. Use your 20% off coupon - they will take any name and any expiration date. Or sign up online to get your first one!


For those who have an angel on one shoulder and the devil on the other... This solar powered Bobble Head can be a sweet way to remind them to that you are HIGHLY AWARE that the little red guy is coming out... and they should be too.




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