Hilarious! A ball with a grin that will make you crack up every time they come back to you to throw it again. $15-18 on Open Sky
SPOCKS - with ears! Google around but best prices are about $10 a pair. Find these at The Joy of Socks.
Or go to Super Hero Stuff's website for your inner superman, complete with capes.
...or this Xmas lights pair for knee socks for $15. Don't wait on these as these smaller companies can't guarantee delivery - but there are many that are non-xmas themed but very festive that'd be great for New Years!!
Even if they can't deliver till christmas, keep this bookmarked for gag gifts, bachelor/bachelorette parties, and birthdays. Ankle and knee high socks for men and women, and probably kids - and they also make kitty phone covers too. Visit Living Royal to see them all.