Monday, April 14, 2008

Lizard Eyes

I was just looking at a picture of the contacts that can make your eyes look like a reptile.

Years ago I went to an underground Goth club there in NYC and a guy with Lizard eyes and a cape kept asking me to dance. God, what was his name? If I could remember it it would just send the whole picture over the edge. Believe me, it was something like the vampire version of Fabio. Priceless.

Those first few minutes for me were like when you are trying to speak to someone who has one eye that looks in a different direction or has really dark sunglasses on and you are trying to get acclimated with where you should look while acting as if nothing is going on.

Anyway, with or without the eyes, he was not going to get anywhere with me, but after I got over how disarming it was, I was amused…(which is why I WENT to the club in the first place…).